Annnnd that was the other bad thing about humans right there: they were so quick to blame shit on everyone - and everything - else when something went wrong. He couldn't have brought the storm anymore than he could have turned this ocean into a desert; he didn't have access to that sort of power, just like they didn't.

"Do you seem me in stupid long robes and a pointy hat? No? Then I'm not a fucking wizard, you idiots!"

Yelling that probably wasn't helping his case.

The second he saw the harpoon, he dove under the water, not deep but enough that he hoped he was a little lost in the shadows and the ripples of the rising waves. Seriously? Humans were gross to eat; he knew a person whose second cousin twice removed had a neighbor who tried one and said it was disgusting. Plus? Way too close to cannibalism for his liking; they weren't that different!

Some of them were even kind of cute. Same upper body, smoother ears, two legs but that could be ignored.

Tucker swam under the shadow of the ship, pressing close against the side as he surfaced, hoping they couldn't see him. These idiots were going to fall right off the side if they kept this up, and they might have deserved it.