"I dated a few girls, and one guy, with long hair in my misspent youth. They'd always bitch about how much of a chore it'd be and I loved taking care of it for them because it was something I could do that was nice, showed that I cared, and then I'd get to play with hair. And if they were feeling nice sometimes they'd play with mine afterward." Give and take and mostly give on his end because he has plenty to give-

And takes whatever he's offered back gladly. "I could never grow mine out. I tried but it just looked kind of sad."