"Okay, so it's not out yet, but it will be, plus the wind helps. Storms are faster out here." Which he wasn't exactly certain if that was even true considering getting far enough inland to compare was pretty much impossible for him. That was the on advantage humans had: was there a place they couldn't go? Seriously?
He took the boots and socks, then gave the poor guy a flat look. "Stop. Being. Stingy." Really, he was just trying to help here, let him help. "Keep whatever weapons you might have if it makes you feel better, but at least give me your pants."
Note, he didn't say his underwear. He was trying to compromise here.
"Besides, I'm already naked and you don't seem to get all weird about that?. I don't see what the big deal is."
"I am very weird about all of this. This is weird. There is absolutely no getting around that fact any time soon, when a mer...person is asking for my pants."
Wash had ground that last part out before sinking back to rest against the rocky wall of the cavern, chest rising and falling in slightly strained pants. Of course, even as he spoke he could feel a chill starting to settle in, one he couldn't imagine going anywhere if he took off even more clothing.
"You're the weird one for wearing them in the first place."
And that was logic for you, frank and blunt and honest. Tucker imagined that if he had feet, he wouldn't own a single pair; it had to chafe the inside of his leg-things, right? Right?
But Tucker was done trying to argue with him, so he huffed, took the few items, and slipped under the water, immediately swallowed by the darkness. Only the missing clothes supplied the silence with any sort of clue that he had been here at all. Pushing off the rock, he managed to fight the current as be as he could and come round to the other side, the sun side when it came out, gripping to the edge before he started to pull himself up. Ugh, this was a bitch, but...dry clothes meant no sickness, right? At least for a little awhile.
The muscles along his back, his arm strained as he pulled himself up the rest of the way out of the water, curled tail pushing to help him up. Higher. Higher so the crabs didn't come up and get them... But the edges were all craggy, rough, and it took longer than he hoped.
It gave him time to deliberate on the state of things, settling back against a slopping rock wall and pressing his fingers more tightly still to the wound at his side. This was happening. This was all really happening, and the ship was leaving him behind, and he was trapped on a rock in the middle of the ocean with a merman.
Likely to die here.
His eyes closed, teeth sinking into his lower lip, as he tried to steel his nerves. No. He wasn't rolling over and dying that easily. They'd have to fight for every scrap of him they got. He hadn't made it this far just to accept his fate, or any such nonsense.
What part his new friend had to play in this, he couldn't begin to guess...
This guy was lucky that he was hot because Tucker wasn't sure he would be this okay exerting this much effort over anything that wasn't. He grunted, then laid the clothes out, hopefully in the path of the sun once the storm clouds left. He frowned a little because he didn't have anything to carry the rain water that had collected into the crooks and crags of the rock, but he'd be okay for a little while, right? Maybe?
Fuck. He hoped so. Human bodies were weird.
There. Out. Tucker took a selfish moment to breathe, to think about the situation, to hope the school kept Junior a little longer while he did this. He'd be here tonight and maybe a few days with the way things were going. Tucker took a rock and stuck it on the clothes so they wouldn't blow away. A few hours til they were dry.
Well, then... He pushed off the rock, half belly-flopping into the water before he swam around choppy waters to the front under the overhang. He emerged in the shadows, watching this guy for a minute. He looked strong, and this guy had protected him at the cost of his own safety, his own life. It really was only fair that Tucker returned the favor.
He swam over to the human and pulled himself up to sit beside him, tail idly dipping back and forth in the water. "So, they're up there and should be dry in a bit.The waves usually calm down in an hour and maybe then we can plot some shit on how to get you back to your own kind. Unless, you know, you find the merfolk life a little more fun, which I won't blame you for."
Wash stared at him incredulously for a moment, before his free hand flopped into the air, gesturing around them. "This is fun, for you?"
Maybe it was. What else was there to do in the wide, open ocean but revel over these little mishaps? Probably the most exciting thing to come by in some time, but he was allowed to resent being someone's form of entertainment.
Hey! He had a lot of shit to keep him entertained! The amount of times he tried to not-die from certain wild life that would love to take a bite out of this beautifully fine tail? The ships that tried to harpoon him? The fishermen that tried to net him? A son who liked to get way too close to everything, including the deadly stuff? Yeah, his life wasn't boring, Mr. Sandwalker. It was just fine, with different dangers and different hobbies, but it wasn't dull.
"Okay, you being stabbed? Not fun. You being a dick about this? Even less fun." Want the scowl? Get the scowl. "But our life isn't bad! I know it seems shitty right now, but..."
His hands clenched in the rocks. "I mean, I'm trying to fucking help! I'm not the one that threw you off a ship! What else do you want me to do?!"
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He took the boots and socks, then gave the poor guy a flat look. "Stop. Being. Stingy." Really, he was just trying to help here, let him help. "Keep whatever weapons you might have if it makes you feel better, but at least give me your pants."
Note, he didn't say his underwear. He was trying to compromise here.
"Besides, I'm already naked and you don't seem to get all weird about that?. I don't see what the big deal is."
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Wash had ground that last part out before sinking back to rest against the rocky wall of the cavern, chest rising and falling in slightly strained pants. Of course, even as he spoke he could feel a chill starting to settle in, one he couldn't imagine going anywhere if he took off even more clothing.
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And that was logic for you, frank and blunt and honest. Tucker imagined that if he had feet, he wouldn't own a single pair; it had to chafe the inside of his leg-things, right? Right?
But Tucker was done trying to argue with him, so he huffed, took the few items, and slipped under the water, immediately swallowed by the darkness. Only the missing clothes supplied the silence with any sort of clue that he had been here at all. Pushing off the rock, he managed to fight the current as be as he could and come round to the other side, the sun side when it came out, gripping to the edge before he started to pull himself up. Ugh, this was a bitch, but...dry clothes meant no sickness, right? At least for a little awhile.
The muscles along his back, his arm strained as he pulled himself up the rest of the way out of the water, curled tail pushing to help him up. Higher. Higher so the crabs didn't come up and get them... But the edges were all craggy, rough, and it took longer than he hoped.
Sorry, stranger, it might be a minute.
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Likely to die here.
His eyes closed, teeth sinking into his lower lip, as he tried to steel his nerves. No. He wasn't rolling over and dying that easily. They'd have to fight for every scrap of him they got. He hadn't made it this far just to accept his fate, or any such nonsense.
What part his new friend had to play in this, he couldn't begin to guess...
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Fuck. He hoped so. Human bodies were weird.
There. Out. Tucker took a selfish moment to breathe, to think about the situation, to hope the school kept Junior a little longer while he did this. He'd be here tonight and maybe a few days with the way things were going. Tucker took a rock and stuck it on the clothes so they wouldn't blow away. A few hours til they were dry.
Well, then... He pushed off the rock, half belly-flopping into the water before he swam around choppy waters to the front under the overhang. He emerged in the shadows, watching this guy for a minute. He looked strong, and this guy had protected him at the cost of his own safety, his own life. It really was only fair that Tucker returned the favor.
He swam over to the human and pulled himself up to sit beside him, tail idly dipping back and forth in the water. "So, they're up there and should be dry in a bit.The waves usually calm down in an hour and maybe then we can plot some shit on how to get you back to your own kind. Unless, you know, you find the merfolk life a little more fun, which I won't blame you for."
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Wash stared at him incredulously for a moment, before his free hand flopped into the air, gesturing around them. "This is fun, for you?"
Maybe it was. What else was there to do in the wide, open ocean but revel over these little mishaps? Probably the most exciting thing to come by in some time, but he was allowed to resent being someone's form of entertainment.
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"Okay, you being stabbed? Not fun. You being a dick about this? Even less fun." Want the scowl? Get the scowl. "But our life isn't bad! I know it seems shitty right now, but..."
His hands clenched in the rocks. "I mean, I'm trying to fucking help! I'm not the one that threw you off a ship! What else do you want me to do?!"